Really Really Bad Pickup Lines - Post them here

So pretty much as the title says, post the worst (or best) pickup lines you have ever heard or can think of.

If your looking for actuall dating advice, this is probably not what your looking for. haha


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The Human Body already has trillions of microorganisms, would you like one more?

 

Lol great new Thread!

I have a couple of really cheesy pickup lines, here it goes!

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Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Okay that's enough for today, so bad and so cheesy.

 

That is one of the best I found in a while. Do you have more like this ?